punk rock carrot
because not all carrots are orange
Welcome to Punk Rock Carrot!
Being a punk rocker isn't about wearing 573 safety pins or listening to Dead Kennedys or how many pieces of metal you put in your face, it's about being authentic. About being a real human. And if that doesn't fit into the range of normal, punkers seriously don't care.
My name's Court and I'm a weirdo. Always have been, always will be. So the first time I crunched down on a purple carrot, I was in love. I started eating them all over the place and people would either look at me like I was an alien or ask me WTF I was eating.
See, not all carrots are orange. They actually come in a bunch of other rad colors! And not all humans have 2.5 kids and a white picket fence. Although I would like to meet the .5 kid. I bet that kid's a badass.
I have a feeling if you're reading this, you're a punk rocker, too. So grab a purple carrot and sing into it at the top of your lungs if that's what makes you feel awesome. Or not. You're a punker - do whatever you want!
Just remember, love is ALWAYS the right answer, and you can't go wrong. No one likes a jerk.